Jokes Out Loud

The Funny Side of Getting Old [Episode 90]

Hello and welcome to Jokes Out Loud! I’m your host, Thomas Smith, and today we’re diving into a topic we all experience but rarely admit—we’re getting older! But don’t worry, we’re not here to be gloomy. We’re here to laugh at the quirks, the surprises, and the downright hilarious moments that come with aging. So grab your reading glasses, stretch out those creaky joints, and let’s explore the funny side of getting old!

Pet Peeves That Should Be Illegal [Episode 89]

"Welcome back to Jokes Out Loud, the podcast where we take life’s little annoyances and turn them into comedy gold! I’m your host, Thomas Smith, and today we’re diving into the world of pet peeves—those tiny, infuriating habits that make you want to scream, ‘Shouldn’t this be illegal?!’ From loud chewers to people who don’t use turn signals, we’re breaking down the quirks that drive us crazy… and laughing all the way through it. Buckle up, because it’s about to get hilariously relatable!"

Life Before the Internet [Episode 88]

Hey everyone, welcome back to Jokes Out Loud, the show where we take everyday life and ask, ‘How did we humans manage to make it THIS weird?’ I’m your host, Thomas Smith — yes, the same Thomas who once tried to fix the Wi-Fi by yelling at it… and somehow made it worse.
Today’s episode is a special throwback called ‘Life Before the Internet’ — a magical time when screenshots were called ‘describing it over the phone’ and TikTok trends were just your uncle doing random dances at family weddings.
We’re diving into the days when people remembered phone numbers, used paper maps, and survived boredom without YouTube. Yes, kids, boredom existed! So grab your floppy disks, crank up your dial-up modem sound effects, and let’s laugh our way into the prehistoric era known as… the 90s.

The Lies of Fitness Influencers [Episode 87]

Welcome back to Jokes Out Loud, the show where laughter burns more calories than any workout your favorite influencer pretends to do! I’m your host, Thomas Smith — the only fitness advice I’ll give you today is… sit back, relax, and enjoy the comedy.
Today’s episode is called “The Lies of Fitness Influencers.” Yes, those magical people who somehow work out for only five minutes a day, eat bottomless bowls of avocado, and still look like Greek gods carved by WiFi. We’re diving into the hilarious world of fake before-and-after photos, questionable protein shakes, and workouts that—let’s be honest—were definitely filmed once and reused forever.
So grab your imaginary dumbbells, chug your motivational water, and let’s expose some fitness frauds… with jokes.

Shopping Mall Observations [Episode 86]

Welcome to Jokes Out Loud — I’m Thomas Smith, your slightly confused but very curious guide through the wild world of… shopping malls.
Today’s episode: Shopping Mall Observations. We’re taking a stroll down the food court runway, decoding questionable fashion choices, and wondering why every bench has at least one person with a cellphone and a snack in hand.
Stick around—because if you’ve ever gotten lost between a kiosk selling sunglasses and a fake designer bag, this one’s for you.

Why People Argue About Pineapple on Pizza [Episode 85]

Welcome back to Jokes Out Loud, the show where we take life’s most ridiculous arguments and treat them with the respect they absolutely do not deserve. I’m your host, Thomas Smith, and today we’re diving into one of humanity’s most heated debates—forget politics, forget sports rivalries—no, no, today we’re talking about Why People Argue About Pineapple on Pizza.
Yes, that sweet, juicy, tropical fruit that somehow causes more chaos than group projects, wedding seating arrangements, and trying to explain memes to your parents combined. Some people love it, some people hate it, and some people react like you’ve personally committed a crime against Italy.
So grab your headphones, grab a slice—preferably not one with pineapple unless you’re ready for a personality test—and let’s jump into the comedy, the controversy, and the culinary confusion that keeps this debate alive.

Funny Misheard Song Lyrics [Episode 84]

Welcome back to Jokes Out Loud, the show where laughter isn’t just encouraged — it’s required! I’m your host, Thomas Smith, and today we’re diving into one of the most universally hilarious human experiences: misheard song lyrics.
You know that moment when you’ve been confidently singing a song your whole life… only to realize you’ve been butchering the lyrics beyond recognition? Maybe you thought Adele was rolling “in the deep fried chicken,” or you’re one of the many who believed Elton John was saying, “Hold me closer, Tony Danza.”
Yep — today we’re exploring those wonderfully ridiculous, painfully wrong, and absolutely unforgettable moments when our ears betrayed us but gave us comedy gold.
So turn up the volume, get ready to question everything you’ve ever sung in the shower, and let’s jump into the world of Funny Misheard Song Lyrics!

Customer Service Nightmares [Episode 83]

Welcome back to Jokes Out Loud, the podcast where laughter is mandatory, sanity is optional, and your host—Thomas Smith—guides you through the funniest disasters life has to offer.
Today’s episode dives into a world we all know too well… Customer Service Nightmares—those bizarre, unbelievable, and sometimes downright hilarious moments that make you question humanity, workplace training, and your own patience.
From callers who think Wi-Fi works without electricity, to customers returning items they bought in 1995 “with emotional damage,” we’re unpacking it all. So buckle up, breathe in, and get ready to laugh your way through the chaos of retail, tech support, restaurants, and everything in between.

How Adults Ruin Kids’ Games [Episode 82]

Hey everyone, welcome back to Jokes Out Loud, the show where we take life’s everyday chaos, wrap it in sarcasm, sprinkle some humor on top, and serve it fresh to your ears! I’m your host, Thomas Smith — professional overthinker, part-time comedian, and full-time witness to adults ruining perfectly good childhood games.
Today’s episode is all about a timeless tragedy… something more serious than taxes, heartbreak, or running out of snacks… Yes, we’re diving into How Adults Ruin Kids’ Games! Because let’s be honest — kids are playing simple games like tag, hide-and-seek, and hopscotch, and somehow adults show up with rulebooks, strategies, and a 10-page PDF explaining ‘fair play guidelines.’
So buckle up, get ready to laugh, and let’s jump into the world where innocent fun goes to die — at the hands of grown-ups who take everything way too seriously!”

The Things People Say at Weddings [Episode 81]

Welcome back to Jokes Out Loud! I’m your host, Thomas Smith, and today we’re diving into a world filled with love, laughter, and the most bizarre sentences ever spoken in human history—yes, I’m talking about weddings.
From the “I’m just here for the free food” uncle, to the bridesmaid who insists she’s next, to the guest who always asks, “Sooo… when are YOU getting married?”—weddings are basically comedy shows with cake. And trust me, I’ve seen speeches so long they should’ve been edited by Netflix, and dance moves so chaotic they deserve their own warning label.
So grab your bouquet, hold your emotional stability tight, and let’s explore The Things People Say at Weddings—because nothing says romance like unsolicited opinions and awkward toasts. Let’s get into it!