Jokes Out Loud

🚗 Public & Everyday Encounters [Episode 70]

Welcome back to Jokes Out Loud, the show where everyday life turns into stand-up comedy without even trying! I’m your host, Thomas Smith, and today we’re diving into a hilarious world we all know too well: “Public & Everyday Encounters.”
From awkward elevator moments that feel like a hostage situation, to the friendly neighbor who somehow appears every time you look terrible, to the cashier who asks “Do you need a bag?” for an item you clearly can’t hold with your bare hands—public encounters are comedy gold.
So buckle up, keep your expectations low and your humor high, because today’s episode is all about the tiny awkward disasters that turn ordinary days into unforgettable stories. Let’s jump right in!

Restaurant Reviews Nobody Asked For [Episode 69]

Hey everyone, welcome back to Jokes Out Loud! I’m your host, Thomas Smith, and today we’re diving fork-first into a topic that nobody asked for—but you’re definitely going to hear about anyway: Restaurant Reviews Nobody Asked For! That’s right, we’re talking the weird, the wild, and the just plain ‘why did I even go here?’ moments from dining out. So grab a snack—maybe one you actually paid for—and let’s chew on some stories that are equal parts hilarious and horrifying.

The Coffee Order That Defines You [Episode 68]

Hey there, caffeine addicts and coffee skeptics alike! Welcome to Jokes Out Loud, the podcast where we take everyday life and brew it into pure comedy. I’m your host, Thomas Smith, and today… oh boy, today we’re diving into something that might just reveal more about you than your social media profile ever could: your coffee order. From the plain black coffee purists to the unicorn frappuccino enthusiasts, we’ll sip, laugh, and maybe even judge a little. So grab your cup, take a sip, and let’s find out what your coffee order says about you!

When You Try to Eat Healthy but Fail [Episode 67]

Welcome back to Jokes Out Loud, the show where we take life’s biggest struggles and laugh at them until they don’t hurt anymore! I’m your host, Thomas Smith, and today… oh boy… we’re diving into a topic we ALL pretend we’re good at—“When You Try to Eat Healthy but Fail.”
You know that moment when you wake up declaring, “Today I will eat clean!”—and by 3 PM you’re hugging a family-size bag of chips like it’s emotional support? Yeah. We’re going there. From failed salads to midnight fridge raids, we’re unpacking all the hilarious disasters that happen when your healthy-eating motivation meets real life.
So grab your green smoothie… or your hidden stash of chocolate… and let’s laugh our way through this leafy tragedy!

Late-Night Snack Confessions [Episode 66]

Hey everyone! Welcome to Jokes Out Loud, the podcast where laughter is the main course—and snacks are a close second. I’m your host, Thomas Smith, and tonight we’re diving into the secret, silly, and sometimes shameful world of late-night snacking. So, grab your favorite midnight treat, settle in, and get ready to laugh, because your cravings are about to become comedy gold!

Weird Food Combos That Actually Work [Episode 65]

Welcome back to Jokes Out Loud, the podcast where laughter is always on the menu! I’m your host, Thomas Smith, and today we’re diving fork-first into the wacky world of food combos that make you go… wait, that actually works? Yep, we’re talking peanut butter on burgers, pickles in ice cream, and other culinary mashups that somehow taste amazing. So loosen your taste buds, brace yourself for some weirdness, and let’s dig in!

Cooking Shows vs Real Cooking [Episode 64]

Welcome back to Jokes Out Loud, the show where the only thing hotter than the jokes is the imaginary oven I left preheating since last Tuesday! I’m your host, Thomas Smith, and today we’re diving into a topic that every hungry human has experienced… at least once a week — Cooking Shows vs Real Cooking.
Because let’s be honest, on TV the chef flips a pan like it’s Cirque du Soleil, while in real life I flip one pancake and it lands on the cat. On cooking shows, the kitchen stays spotless… meanwhile my real kitchen looks like Gordon Ramsay yelled ‘SHUT IT DOWN’ and walked away.
So grab your apron, your wooden spoon, and your emergency fire extinguisher — because today we’re breaking down why TV cooking feels like magic, and real cooking feels like a survival mission. Let’s get into it!

The Salad That Costs More Than Pizza [Episode 63]

Welcome back to Jokes Out Loud, the show where we take life’s strangest little moments and turn them into full-course comedy. I’m your host, Thomas Smith, and today… oh boy… we’re diving into a modern mystery that has shaken humanity to its core: Why does a bowl of lettuce now cost more than a whole pizza?
Yes—somewhere in the world, a chef sprinkled two almonds on top of a leaf and decided it was worth the price of a small car. Today, we’re exploring the economics, emotions, and existential crisis behind the salad that thinks it’s better than us. Grab a seat, grab a snack—preferably something cheaper than salad—and let’s get into it.

Funny Food Delivery Fails [Episode 62]

Welcome back to Jokes Out Loud, the show where everyday chaos becomes comedy gold! I’m your host, Thomas Smith, and today we’re diving into a topic that every hungry human has experienced at least once: Funny Food Delivery Fails.
From drivers who can’t find your house even though it’s literally glowing on the map, to orders that arrive looking like they survived a tornado, to that one unforgettable moment when you open the bag and realize the restaurant clearly gave your food a bonus rollercoaster ride — we’ve all had at least one delivery disaster worth laughing about.
So grab your snacks (hopefully delivered correctly), get comfy, and let’s explore the funniest, strangest, and most unbelievable food delivery moments that will make you feel SO much better about your own experiences.Let the comedy begin! 🍕😂

Diet Plans That Last 3 Hours [Episode 61]

Hello hello, everyone! Welcome back to Jokes Out Loud, the podcast where logic comes to die, and laughter shows up late but always delivers! I’m your host, Thomas Smith, and today… oh boy… we’re diving into one of the greatest mysteries of modern humanity: diet plans that last—drumroll please—exactly three hours.
Yes, three hours. Not three weeks, not three months—just long enough for you to announce your diet on social media, drink one glass of lukewarm detox water, and then somehow find yourself eating a family-sized pizza ‘because the diet starts properly tomorrow.’
We’ve got stories, we’ve got chaos, we’ve got that one friend who gives up on every diet by 11:37 AM… and of course, we’ve got jokes. So buckle up, grab your emergency snack (I know you have one), and let’s talk about the shortest commitment known to mankind: the 3-hour diet!