Jokes Out Loud

The Eternal Search for Pens That Actually Work [Episode 160]

There are many great mysteries in life. Why do we press the elevator button 15 times even though once is enough? Why do we open the fridge, stare at it, and close it without taking anything? Why do socks disappear in the washing machine like they’ve been recruited to a secret army? But there is one mystery that stands above all others — one universal struggle shared across nations, cultures, and generations.The eternal search for a pen that actually works.

Fake Productivity During Overtime [Episode 159]

Overtime is supposed to be a symbol of dedication—late nights at the office, empty hallways, glowing screens, and tired but determined employees pushing through to meet a deadline. But in modern workplaces, especially in the era of hybrid employment and performance metrics, overtime has quietly evolved into something else entirely. It has become a stage where employees perform fake productivity—the art of looking busy without accomplishing anything meaningful.

The Struggle of Office Parties [Episode 158]

Office parties: the mysterious corporate ritual nobody asked for, yet everyone is somehow forced to participate in. They’re like team-building exercises but with more awkwardness, questionable music, and free snacks that do not justify the emotional damage. For decades, these parties have been the unspoken test of survival in the workplace. Forget meeting deadlines—navigating an office party is the true challenge.

When Your Boss Uses Too Many Exclamation Marks [Episode 157]

Accidentally Sending Emails Too Early [Episode 156]

Accidentally sending an email too early is one of the most universal modern embarrassments. It doesn’t matter if you are a seasoned executive, a new intern, or someone who barely checks their mailbox—at some point, everyone hits Send before they are ready. And the moment you realize your mistake, the heart sinks, the eyes widen, and the brain immediately goes into full disaster-management mode. Suddenly, your office chair feels too small to hold all the regret you’re carrying.

Every Job Has “That Person” [Episode 155]

No matter where you work, no matter what country you’re in, no matter how big or small the company is—there is always that person. You know exactly who I’m talking about. The moment you read the title, a face, a name, or a memory probably slapped you right across the brain. Because the workplace may change, the industry may change, but the cast of characters stays absolutely universal.

Colleagues Who Always Complain [Episode 154]

Workplaces come in many shapes, sizes, and personalities. There are the overachievers who finish tasks before they’re assigned, the quiet geniuses who say five words a week but run the whole office with those five words, and the social butterflies who think the office is a reality show filmed in their honor. But above them all—above every department, every hierarchy, every cubicle kingdom—there is one universal species found in every office on Earth: the colleagues who always complain.

Lunch Thieves in the Workplace [Episode 153]

In every office around the world, from glossy tech companies to cramped urban cubicles, there exists a unique species of human being—one who emerges not during performance reviews, not during brainstorming sessions, but during lunchtime. This species is known as the Lunch Thief. They wander the office kitchen with calculated calmness, striking fear into the hearts of hard-working employees who just want to enjoy the meal they lovingly packed the night before.

Why Office Printers Hate Everyone [Episode 152]

If there is one machine that has united all human beings across industries, cultures, and generations, it is the office printer. Not because it inspires productivity or brings joy. No — the office printer is the one universal enemy everyone battles at least once a week. It stands there, bulky and expressionless, pretending to be helpful while secretly plotting to ruin your entire workday.

Office Chairs That Betray You By Squeaking [Episode 151]

If you’ve ever worked in an office, a home office, or even at a tiny desk that pretends to be an office, you know one universal truth: office chairs are not loyal. They don’t love you. They don’t support you—literally or emotionally—and at the worst possible moment, they betray you with a squeak so loud it echoes through the building like a confession you never meant to say out loud.